At a baseball game:
Idiot: Hey Fernandez! You suck!
Me; standing up, taking off my sunglasses; actually sir, he has created 2.7 more wins than the average major league player
Extremely hot woman: Wow!
Serious question; how come in the year of my lord 2021 there isn’t a button to fully pop the hood of a car like the trunk instead you have to jam your fingers in there and try to find the little car clit