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Victoria!
@VictoriaTheTech
EdTech leader and author. Delta airlines superfan. Ren is my pup. I share tech news, education news, fresh pasta, and general theme park joy. Opinions my own.
Orlando, FL
Joined May 2019
- I'm sitting in the Delta lounge right now (small flight delay, so I'm just chilling) and two women who are clearly about to go onto a girls trip of some sort are across from me. One just turned to the other and said: "So tell me why you slept with my husband."
- Woman on the mom forum wants to start a weekly play date club (good idea!) and another woman chimed in: “Is it so you can steal information about women’s husbands so you can cheat with them, like how you cheated with mine?” And now my Sunday just got MUCH more interesting!
GIF - Replying to @VictoriaTheTechI'm going to refer to these women as "blonde" and "brunette." Blonde was the one who asked Brunette why she slept with her husband. Brunette is sputtering and stammering. She just got up and said she needed a drink. Blonde said "no, you stay here."
- Replying to @VictoriaTheTechBrunette said "well, now I need ice!" (This is like that scene in The Office's "Deposition" episode where Michael keeps asking to get up and go to the bathroom because he keeps wanting to evade the question. It's quite fascinating. She clearly does not need ice.)
- Replying to @VictoriaTheTechThey were fighting and Blonde just got up and left Brunette. I repeat: BLONDE HAS GOTTEN UP. IS SHE GOING TO BE ON THE SAME FLIGHT?! WILL THEY END UP AT THE SAME LOCATION?!
- Replying to @VictoriaTheTechAlright so Blonde just came back because she forgot something (typical middle-aged airport lady behavior, and also Victoria Thompson behavior) Brunette is saying that Blonde’s marriage has been in a rut for a while so she just needs to admit it. EXCUSE ME?!
- Replying to @VictoriaTheTechFlight attendants: “Welcome to Atlanta, where the…” Me: “PLAYERS PLAAAAAYYYYY!” Flight attendants: “…local time is 5:47 PM.”
- Okay y’all my neighbor had a FANTASTIC first date!! He’s over at my house now debriefing over more tea and pound cake. He ended the date by asking her if they could see each other again, and she responded with “I would like that a lot!” I LOVE THIS FOR HIM! ❤️Sending my neighbor off on his date right now. I feel like a proud momma. Even though he’s double my age.
GIF - Replying to @VictoriaTheTechOkay y’all so they went into one of those Delta lounge rooms where you are supposed to be working but they were clearly hashing out their issues. It’s time for us to board (we are also on the same flight!) so they came out but one of them is heading to the service counter.
- Replying to @VictoriaTheTechIs she changing her flight?! IS THIS HAUNTED ROOM ACTUALLY STRETCHING?!?!!!!
- Replying to @VictoriaTheTechNow that I’ve made it to my location I have so many questions that I know will not get answered. I do wonder how Blonde initially found out that Brunette was cheating with her husband. I also do wonder if Atlanta is where they live, or if it was just a stop on the way.
