Who wants to kiss like this but also you can stick a cheeky finger in too hehe
Daniel
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Daniel
@VertigoShtick
Irish | not mysterious just unhinged x
- From sitting across from each other on the tube in London to being balls deep inside me in Ireland: a modern gay love story
- One of the best things about coming home is how hung Irish guys are 😇
- Whenever a couple message you on Grindr it’s like “to whom am I speaking?”
- One of the hard realities of being gay is that if I were straight I’d be considered fit but in gay world I’m fat 🥸
- Just got DP who needs a boyfriend when you can just be everyone’s third
- So jealous of twinks that go to the gym twice, lift a weight and now they’re fit and muscly. Me and my excess body fat could never
- If you’re dating why the fuck are you still on Grindr? Like can you not take a day off maybe chat to the person you’re dating perhaps?
- When a guy with a pretty boyfriend tries to cheat with me it really annoys me. I still do it but it annoys me
- I may not have a six pack but I have a big dick so who’s the real winner here 😮💨
- Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just Danielle Walsh making a drink
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s teenage assassin Gogo Yubari - A w*nk a day keeps my anxiety away 😅
- Being single and gay is no fun when you just want to be cuddled. I’m 5ft6 and hairy, I’m like a teddy bear. Who wants me? 😭
