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(ostensibly talking to myself but clearly trying to cut through the noise of the party) I've just had the craziest notion
Dr. R. J. Vein
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- the whole ratatouille thing isn't that special. grab any white boy's hair and you control him
- this small fat child, he has charisma?
- filming the Build-A-Bear employee so they put more love into my bear
- would you rather instant message a shrimp or become pen pals with a bug
- Me: do you got a raygun My martian buddy who grew up in Queens: Like I've told you before, man, I'm ethnically Martian but I'm not really connected with the culture like that Me: so is that a no
- the small crack at the base of my skull has been producing a fluid that I've taken to calling "idea milk"
- normal guy: I yacked 🤢 british guy: I've just been sick into a bucket
- I don't "hang out" with my "pals," I have Idea Sessions with my Thought Collaborators
- when i was 12 i smoked weed out of a cicada husk and it completely changed my neurology forever
- it would be my honor to spend 4 dollars on you
- we're squeezing my friend Trevor to gather something called Trevor oil
