This makes no sense. Vets know the rules for cat namesβ¦ which is that βthere are no rulesβ
Stromboli? Cat name.
Frank? Cat name.
Mittens? Cat name.
Lord of the Deep and Destroyer of all Furniture? Cat name.
You seem to be very blind to what 13 year olds have been doing for years. They need to be able to talk privately with someone they trust to not flip their shit on them.