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UrinatingTree

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UrinatingTree

@UrinatingTree

A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops. For Uche.

Bottom of a sixtol

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Joined April 2010

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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
May 2, 2024
- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise - Next to no attendance at many games - Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots - Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super
Spring Football Zone
@SpringFBZone
May 2, 2024
BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued. #AFL
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Oct 15, 2024
Replying to @KSI
My brother in Christ, he's marketing this to adults. You know, people who can make their own decisions. You're selling a glorified Lunchable.
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Jan 10, 2025
ESPN
@espn
Jan 10, 2025
Breaking: Deshaun Watson tore his achilles again and underwent surgery Thursday. His status for the 2025 season is now in jeopardy, sources told @AdamSchefter. Watson tore his right Achilles tendon Oct. 20, marking the second straight year his season ended because of injury.
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Oct 30, 2022
The NFC South:
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Nov 5, 2024
My friend, if you had put God first, you wouldn't have taken that welfare money to build a volleyball arena at your daughter's college.
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
May 20, 2025
That moment when a welder from Poland is lined up against Justin Jefferson will be something special.
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
May 20, 2025
Dream Team: Owners just passed the resolution allowing NFL players to participate in flag football in the 2028 Olympics, per source.
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Dec 6, 2024
This isn't college ball. Until he's touched, it's a live ball.
𝓦𝓘𝓝𝓝𝓔𝓢𝓞𝓣𝓐 ☔️💫
@Winnesota18
Dec 6, 2024
The qb took the snap with under a minute to go, and kneeled down, is this not a kneel?
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Dec 26, 2024
If he goes from winning a HS championship as coach to winning a ring in the NFL in three months, it will be made into the cheesiest sports movie in three years.
NFL
@NFL
Dec 26, 2024
QB Teddy Bridgewater coming out of retirement, expected to sign with Lions. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero, @MikeGarafolo )
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Oct 2, 2024
These guys wouldn't survive a day of this:
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Jan 27, 2025
I feel like thousands upon thousands of NFL fans are on the verge of quitting the league. The salt mines are running at full capacity tonight.
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Feb 1, 2023
The Detroit Lions after reading every script since 1958:
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PFT Commenter
@PFTCommenter
Jan 31, 2023
Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Feb 13, 2025
THE BRETT FAVRE CHECKLIST [X] Become star with Packers [X] Win Super Bowl [X] Keep choking in the playoffs [X] Hold team hostage [X] Team drafts replacement [X] Play with the Jets [X] Have highly disappointing tenure with team AARON RODGERS IS HERE [] Play with the Vikings []
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Sep 9, 2024
Everyone will be discussing James Earl Jones's legacy as Darth Vader, Mufasa, and many other roles, but there needs to be more appreciation for him as Thulsa Doom. His acting made "Conan the Barbarian" into a timeless classic.
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Feb 9, 2025
Every day we stray further from God's light.
г𝔸𝐦 ⓑĹί丅𝐳𝓡 💙💛
@ramblitzr
Feb 9, 2025
New Fox scorebug 😭
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