The funniest thing about SS is that even if you look at it trough the veil of this being a show about Ninjas and Alien Gods that somehow it makes the couple even worse
Taking into account the main themes and narrative of the show this couple makes even less sense
A thread:
If you would've told me that this excerpt from Naruto Retsuden was taken straight out of a SasuHina fic I would've believed you cuz wtf is this 😭
"The borderline harassment of my fangirls annoys me but that ONE girl that ignores my existence... I cant stand her" aah troupe 💀
When I say that her own fans genuinely detest every CANON aspect of her own character, down to her own blatantly narratively implied age I am genuinely not exaggerating lmao
They'll eat up any nonsense if it helps them believe the fanfic version of the Sakura in her heads 💀
Fun fact: Sakura is the youngest among the Konoha 12!
According to recent Jump cards, she was 16 years during the war arc in October and since her birthday is in March, she would turn 17 after all of her classmates have already turned that age!
Yall remember when Naruto’s self centered ass pleaded Sasuke to stay in the village the nanosecond the man saw sunlight after who knows how long and when that didn't work he asked him to drag him with him on his journey? Oh wait......
Talking about a lack of Team 8 pictures when there is an entire canon manga revolving about your ship being so utterly loveless Sakura had to pathetically glue her ass into a picture of Sasuke’s alleged babymama 10+ into their lavender marriage IS WILD
LMAOOOO 💀
I swear I've never seen this moron tweet a single Naruto take that couldn't be debunked by basic critical thinking skills and just mediocre knowledge of the source material at best
Anyways thread debunking his idiotic Naruto the Last ''plotholes'' takes
Hinata has a databook statement claiming that after training extremely hard she became WA Naruto’s equal too.
Does that mean she's as strong as him or does this apply only to Sakura despite being word for word, bar for bar the same flowery statement?
3,2,1 Go
Having a low maintenance(satisfied with the bare minimum) woman mindlessly in love with you for no logical reason, that will withstand all your blatant and violent rejections and outright psychological disgust seems like a 1950s man wet dream of an ideal woman.
A.k.a SasuSaku
