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Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?
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    Watching this site devolve into a cesspool of misinformation and vitriol at the hand of its current ownership, I need to walk away, at least for now. This is not a reaction to the election result, but a decision long in the making. You can find me down the road under bluer skies.
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    “I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”
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    they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
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    “Oh Christ, Loretta…”
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    you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
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    “Was there any damage?” “My favorite chair was broken.” “Anything else?” “My bed too.” “Is that-” “Also, the little shit ate my porridge.”
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    I suggested to my wife that it seemed pointless to continually fill the bird feeder, as the squirrels always empty it in hours. Behind me, my son said, “It’s in your interest for the squirrels to be on your side when the Great War begins,” and ate another spoonful of Froot Loops.
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    I woke up at 3am last night, and still half asleep, had a thought that I JUST HAD TO WRITE DOWN. Pretty sure I’d just won the Internet, I fell back asleep. In the morning, I was greeted with this gem on my phone: “2 ninjas are called a pair of sneakers.” You’re all welcome.
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    THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
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    alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔
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    they’re just begging for a car chase