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Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Nov 12, 2024
    Watching this site devolve into a cesspool of misinformation and vitriol at the hand of its current ownership, I need to walk away, at least for now. This is not a reaction to the election result, but a decision long in the making. You can find me down the road under bluer skies.
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Apr 7, 2022
    you gotta be faster
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Aug 26, 2022
    “I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Oct 6, 2022
    they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Jun 16, 2022
    “Oh Christ, Loretta…”
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    May 16, 2024
    this checks out
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Apr 13, 2024
    you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
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    Uncle Duke
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    Nov 7, 2021
    “Was there any damage?” “My favorite chair was broken.” “Anything else?” “My bed too.” “Is that-” “Also, the little shit ate my porridge.”
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    Uncle Duke
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    May 2, 2024
    I suggested to my wife that it seemed pointless to continually fill the bird feeder, as the squirrels always empty it in hours. Behind me, my son said, “It’s in your interest for the squirrels to be on your side when the Great War begins,” and ate another spoonful of Froot Loops.
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    May 13, 2024
    I woke up at 3am last night, and still half asleep, had a thought that I JUST HAD TO WRITE DOWN. Pretty sure I’d just won the Internet, I fell back asleep. In the morning, I was greeted with this gem on my phone: “2 ninjas are called a pair of sneakers.” You’re all welcome.
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    May 16, 2022
    THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Aug 7, 2021
    fucking Dave
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Jan 30, 2020
    alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔
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    Uncle Duke
    @UncleDuke1969
    Jun 24, 2023
    they’re just begging for a car chase
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