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Blake Anderson
@UncleBlazer
I was 16
Van Nuts, California
Joined September 2010
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    If I say “Black Lives Matter” and your response is “All Lives Matter” I find that very frustrating. It’s like if I asked “what’s 2+2” and you said “it isn’t 3” you’re not wrong but, that isn’t a solution to the problem.
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    Storming the Capital Building was like a million times easier than the Area 51 raid WTF
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    I grew up in the era of The Spice Girls so girl power ain't nothing new to me! March on ladies! We're living in a Spice World 2017
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    We should cut Hugh Hefners dick off and hang it from the Playboy mansions rafters like a sports jersey
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    We gotta give these kids a better world to grow up in. We gotta keep summoning positivity. We gotta keep spreading love.
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    I’ll finish a jar of salsa in like five chips bro I dip so hard I’m not even joking I’ve been kicked outta house parties because of it 💪
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    Pete Davidson will have his dick hanging from the hall of game rafters when he retires
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    If you follow Donald Trump on twitter you follow a 73 year old man on twitter
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    I gonna try to be nicer next year and I’m already NICE AS FUCK
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    WOW this really what it felt like at the end of Star Wars when the Ewoks were singing and shit
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    One year closer to Super Bowl 69 that’s gonna be so sick 2 me
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    Let’s be honest Cinnamon Toast Crunch is insane.
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    No pressure but if you’re not in love by tomorrow you’re a loser.
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    Cannot wait to be an old ass grandpa when I can wear the dumbest fucking outfits and if people talk shit I literally can’t hear them and then if I have any major problems I’ll be dead soon and it won’t matter. Will be very trill and relaxing.