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So cool when someone is very clear about being into you and just has absolutely no chill about it
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@UghShh
The Champion of Ass & Balls.
Joined February 2015
- It is with a heavy heart that I inform you all that I have no chips to eat
- Nice patience, it'd be a shame if someone were to test it
- Sorry if you shot your shot and I didn't understand what was happening
- If you can't out-weird me, I'm not even interested.
- Sorry if I'm fatter than you expected. I'm fatter than I expected too.
- Making the world go round is a lot of pressure on us fat bottomed girls but somehow we manage
- Why slut shame when you can slut encourage
- Thinking about sitting in a different spot in my living room tonight to mix things up
- I'm not fun today. Come back tomorrow.
- Holding out for 10:15 am which feels like an acceptable time to start eating chips
- I reserve the right to contradict anything I've previously tweeted. I'm ever-evolving. I don't even know that person anymore.
- People with just glass front doors are crazy because how do you hide when someone knocks
