US Secret Service
182 posts
US Secret Service
@USSecretServic1
Parody account of the secret service. Basically made this account just to make a comment on someone’s tweet.
Joined September 2019
- What if we made this the cars that the secret service drive? Maybe our recruitment will be up
- Replying to @czech_yoself @_elisetaylor and @POTUSTrust us, we’ll make sure she never gets in 1 mile of trump.
- Replying to @DerekSmalls18 and @MarkDiceOh shit you gotta tell me this before we put them on hold for too long
- I actually find it hilarious how many people tag me rather than the actual secret service
- Well it’s that kind of week. Work is through the roof and coronavirus is making me want to shoot up some heroin.
- Replying to @AGWillliamBarrSo when will “operation clear the house” be initiated? We approved the arrest warrants weeks ago.
- Do to the high use of toyato Tacoma’s. anyone who drives one will be put on a watchlist and investigated. #winning
- Oh shit, yeah I forgot I’m getting paid to write tweets.
- I really want trump to shut down the government so I can not be on twitter for a month.
- Replying to @AGWillliamBarrHow the fuck did you get ahold of our time machine?
