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Weird Confessions Uganda
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The thoughts, secrets Ugandans never say out loud. Funny. Dark. Disturbing. | DM us & submit yours | We do cheap Ads & Promos too
Kampala, Uganda
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    Feb 23, 2023
    My wife is cheating on me but she doesn't know I know. I gifted her an iWatch earlier this year that I connected to my iPhone and tracks everywhere she goes. I know it when she's lying. I have followed her many times. I even get readings of her heartrate when she's having sex.
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    Aug 17, 2021
    Admin, we cheated UNEB exams at Kitende😂🙌
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    Weird Confessions Uganda
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    Oct 28, 2021
    Admin today i got a boda..guy wanted 3k for a 15minutes distance..I bargained and we agreed at 2500sh.. i was late for a fuction so i told him to speed up..he was like.."Kunkumi biri mu bitaano oyogala mpangise patrol etugulilewo ekuubo?"😂😂😂😂
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    Weird Confessions Uganda
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    Sep 30, 2021
    I swear I was on an Emirates flight into Entebbe last week and the pilot went, "We are now coming in to land in Entebbe International Airport, where the local time is 1956 because nothing much has changed since". It was a joke and people laughed but I felt sad for my country. 😂
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    Weird Confessions Uganda
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    Mar 3, 2023
    I moved to Mukono to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together because our funds are tied up and he’s currently in his bedroom fucking another woman.
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    Feb 27, 2023
    I am a landlord. I inherited the complex I own. 12 apartments, each rented for 600K a month each in Namugongo. That's 7.2 million per month. I am one of those assholes that have so much disposable income being am only 28 and have no kids or a wife, that yesterday i
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    May 16, 2023
    It was drama in our ka neighborhood today. There's this family. Mother and son. Both drunks. They drink at the same joint, be happy together, but also fight a lot. Most dysfunctional mother and son I've ever witnessed. Today they get into a fight. Middle of the road.
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    Feb 27, 2023
    Admin, been riding a boda boda for 4 years since I left university. Recently I managed to save upto 13m together with some other personal investments. I bought a toyota sienta on loan from the bond and now doing uber. Just wanted to motivate someone out there that
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    Dec 1, 2022
    Got HIV from what was no more than 6mins of sex with a guy I met at a house party. 6 fucking minutes ruined my life y'all.
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    Weird Confessions Uganda
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    Jan 28, 2023
    Married just 7 months naye nkooye okuzinibwa. Man fucks me every morning, and every night before we sleep every single day unless he's away or am in my red days. Every single day. Bintamye
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    Oct 23, 2022
    My husband has just threatened to fuck our maid if I deny him sex.
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    Weird Confessions Uganda
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    Feb 28, 2023
    My man caught me with another guy in the house he is renting for me, he walked away and didn't say a word. I felt guilty and called him to apologize and he did not say anything. He comes to see me as if nothing happened and he is acting cool. Is he planning something against me??
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    Weird Confessions Uganda
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    May 12, 2023
    Martha Mukisa's concert at Freedom City has flopped so bad those of us inside are even feeling bad for her. Thing is, there's so many Ugandan musicians lately people can't keep up. I didn't even know who she was until a friend invited me.
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    Jan 5, 2023
    Last night was hard. Got back to my house to silence. I have no friends. I've got no boyfriend. All I have for company is my TV and my own little hobbies. I went to bed at 8. And this morning I had myself a good cry in the car to let the pain out and I feel excellent about it.
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