Just downloaded Bumble. Seeing women in their 30’s and 40’s saying they’re ready to settle down and have kids with a successful man is painfully hilarious. And quite sad.
Tyler Fischer
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Tyler Fischer
@TyTheFisch
Upcoming TOUR shows: Pottstown, PA - Long Island, NY - Denver, CO - Cleveland, OH- Click for all shows/tkts👇🏼
- I’d go to the my body my choice protest tonight but I’m not vaccinated so wouldn’t be welcome there.
- Just a reminder since ppl ask me this a lot: I will not perform stand-up comedy ANYWHERE that requires proof of vaccine, as I do not believe in the mass segregation resulting from these mandates. I'm not anti-vaxx, simply anti-forced vaxx. And yes, there is a big difference.
- If you’re onboard with segregation & shaming of ppl for medical choices, the time will come when they take away a liberty that YOU hold dear, & it’ll be too late. Your compliance is giving them the power that will spiral out of control. This isn’t about a virus, it’s about power.
- ATTENTION: After almost 2 years I will no longer be on @Gutfeldfox TV show. Sadly, they have gone full woke and kicked me off for a reason that is beyond hard to believe. What was my woke crime? I asked an employee out for coffee. Yes, that is why I’m off the show. I have proof
- No real man would vote for Kamala Harris. And it’s not because she’s a woman. It’s because she’s a retard.
- My view on abortion: stop being a whore & 99% of abortions will not be needed.
- My speech from yesterday's rally for Medical Freedom! #DefeatTheMandatesDCTyler Fischer is the king of pandemic comedy 🤣🤣🤣 @TyTheFisch
00:00 - If you ever wondered how people believed in Witches in the 1600’s and you also still wear a mask outside - then congratulations - you just answered your own question.
- Replying to @budlightI’ll be Transitioning to a different beer company 🍻
- Straight white men are the most openly discriminated “group” in America today and it’s not even a close second place.
- It’s funny that if you’re not a woke douchebag ppl just assume you’re a conservative.
- Replying to @JeremyDBoreingI cut my dick off to be in this you better go see it.
- Colbert sucked SO hard CBS will not even replace him with an actual comedian. He quite literally killed late night. Now that's impressive.
