IM OFFICIALLY AN AUTHOR!!!
Heartfelt and Hilarious poetry abound in my book
"A Poem for Your Thoughts"
with incredible artwork from @TippiArt !
Available NOW!
Paperback: tinyurl.com/99wsx4md
Hardcover: tinyurl.com/589srcfz
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you my brain child of Marvel Rivals goofiness.
25 seconds of straight cc while being disrespected to the highest possible degree: The Iron Violation
I am a gamer this is what I've learned about games:
Valorant = E-daters paradise
Apex = Whatever the opposite of Valorant is
Overwatch = An addiction
Dead by Daylight = Thirst trap but for Monsters
Genshin = Gambling but legal(?)
League = Hatred of oneself or ones wallet
I AM FREAKING OUT
I THOUGHT I WAS PICKING UP A SMALL CLUMP OF HAIR SINCE MY GLASSES WERE OFF AND I WAS MAD AS HELL SO I PINCHED IT *REALLY* HARD AND IT EXPLODED
I KILLED THE BIGGEST SPIDER EVER IN A DEATH PINCH AND THAT FEELING WILL NEVER LEAVE ME
IM GOING TO PUKE AAAAAAAAAAAA