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TwoScoopsXD
@TwoScoopsXD
TwoScoopsxd aka the greatest YouTube channel to ever exist. A boss's life we live.
- Replying to @miakanaikoI be asking something in the work group chat and tag the managers and get no response. Then say "if no response I'm just going to do this" and then I suddenly get flooded with responses. Like dawg j know you was reading my messages
- Replying to @iitskeyI ain't ever been beating up a nigga and thought "take his pants off"
- Replying to @mizphantasmA 14 year old signing anything like that seem mad illegal
- Replying to @theBKbelleMy auntie could never have her own kids had some sad miscarriages but every women born after her in the family looks exactly like her
- Replying to @beentrillbeyondBro fumbled a baddy and been spiraling ever since
- Replying to @SkylerB97Niggas ain't making mac n cheese and ribs regularly. Ain't nobody got time to do this anyway
- Replying to @Menace2Anxiety3Why y'all stressed over the plastic sauce container but not the actual container your food came in when they both probably came from the same manufacturer?
- This nigga killed his sons rapist and beat the case. That's my goat
- I went to an open mic where a guy admitted to watching bestiality and eventually broke down about how he enjoyed it. No punchline at all
- Replying to @pretty_yuniqueHis phone call to the breakfast club when he was mad at Fabolous is still one of the most hilarious things I ever heard
