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Two Inches Short
@TwoInchesShort
Professional golf at an amateur level. @TigerWoods laughed at my meme on @FallonTonight. True Story.
Pin High, CO
Joined August 2013
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    Pretty cool to see your hero laugh at your dumb meme on late night tv
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    “These edibles ain’t shit” *30 minutes later*
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    Respect the hell out of this guy living in the moment with an $18 mich ultra in hand instead of a phone
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    “How do we get people to watch golf?”
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    “I’m a piece of shit anyway” - Patrick Reed on joining the Saudi tour
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    You just dropped $600 on a round of golf at Pebble Beach and this fucking guy in a call of duty hoodie, backwards camo hat, basketball shorts and a leg sleeve is randomly paired up with you. What do you do?
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    NUCLR GOLF
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    “My last boss gambled away all my earnings. It’ll be nice to finally get paid” - Jim ‘Bones’ Mackay on JT winning the PGA Championship
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    “and that’s how you hit a wedge, Rory”
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    Netflix full swing crew following Rory back to his car is the final nail in the coffin
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    Jay Busbee
    Yahoo
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    Welcome to the Wasted Management Open
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    Grant Boone
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    You get randomly paired with this guy and he does this on the first hole. What do you do?
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    TheGolfDivoTee™ 
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    Who’s got the most punchable face on tour and why is it Patrick Reed
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    “I still don’t even know what RBC stands for” - Dustin Johnson on being dropped by one of his sponsors
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    Scottie Scheffler serving the LIV guys at his Masters champions dinner
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    Zahradeen A. G.