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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

Renowned nonexistent Luthero-Papist | Also named Nathan(???) | “We had a new user post here that Mr. Turnipseed is a real person. What evidence is there?”

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Joined July 2017

Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Dec 12, 2024
Vexillologists hate these flags:
Jess
@Sundancing_
Dec 12, 2024
Literally everything CGP Grey says about flag design should be completely ignored because he thinks this flag should replace the iconic California Republic flag. Text belongs on flags - don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Nov 21, 2024
Christian Conservatives kept asking “why aren’t young men coming to church” for a decade or two, and when they got the answer, they decided the young men should actually be driven out.
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Jan 23, 2025
Isn’t it odd how anytime the Right does something, Christian love suddenly becomes synonymous with social democracy?
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Mar 1, 2025
In a shocking transcendence of our current paradigm, Trump has simultaneously become Chamberlain and Hitler.
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Jun 20, 2023
Dan McLaughlin
@baseballcrank
Jun 19, 2023
Gender differences are real. Religious differences are real. Cultural differences are real. Racial differences are not real.
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Aug 9, 2022
BREAKING: FBI finds 200 corpses, 4 quadrillion terabytes of child porn, and personal journal where former president Trump wrote, “I will march on congress and break as many laws as possible on January 6” at Mar-a-Lago
Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Jun 9, 2022
Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Mar 30, 2024
How long has it been since a politician accused another politician of blasphemy? Seems like a positive development.
Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
Mar 30, 2024
JUST IN - Trump calls on Biden and the White House to issue an apology to Catholics and Christians across America.
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Oct 7, 2023
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
May 8, 2025
Imagine a politician defining an era so hard that the pope is picked to spite him
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Jan 22, 2025
AOC thinks the essence of America is that it defeated Southerners and Germans. Christian Conservatives think the essence of America is that it defeated Southerners and Germans.
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Oct 16, 2023
Somehow the Luftwaffe is responsible for the majority of Victorian and Georgian architecture being torn down in the 1960s and 1970s to make way for concrete and glass.
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Dec 12, 2024
Replying to @TurnipMerchant
Every one of these rules are arbitrary and make bland, forgettable, homogenous flags with no substance, history, or meaning.
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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
@TurnipMerchant
Feb 3, 2025
John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈
@aravosis
Feb 2, 2025
Donald Trump’s White House just called the Lutheran church a money-laundering operation. Let that sink in, oh Christians.
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