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me: so yeah once you hit "flow state" you don't even need the instructions really, you can just freestyle it
date: omg that's so cute, how long have you been playing with Legos for?
me: it's not playing
tomb
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tomb
@TurmShrub
sup dude names tom but my friends call me tomb
Chicago, IL
Joined September 2011
- can't stop laughing at this. bro that's just cooking dinner. you're describing what a meal is
- im watching to catch a predator and this dude brought an entire large pizza for the hypothetical child and he's just housing like the entire thing. Chris Hansen hitting him with some serious accusations and he's on like slice 5
- my iq is higher than his and i don't think so palThe world's highest IQ record holder, Younghoon Kim, has declared: "The Bible declares that God created only two genders... Therefore, every other gender is a human invention or sci-fi concept." Amen, @yhbryankimiq!
- my hungry ass thought this was turdsgf took picture of dogs she saw today and I thought it was just a pile of shit
- (losing at chess, visibly frustrated) oh I see you're playing the gay guy defense. i, personally, would never open that way, but you do you
- (C-section baby) yeah so I actually clipped through this wall and saved a ton of time on this run
- no dude I think it's sick your photography is exclusively lewds of local women, that's chill and you're being an artist for sure rn
- the thing they don't say about death stranding is you can really shake the fuck out of your baby in this game
00:00 - smug ivy-leaguer (smirking): one fish two fish, will hunting: yeah yeah one..one fish two fish, red fish blue fish. right? that's Seuss, page 3.
- I didn't watch gay porn. I sat my straight ass down and listened
