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HR LADY: And it says here under Emergency Contacts you just wrote "FIRE TRUCK"
ME: [visibly excited] Fire truck
Trevor
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Trevor
@TrevorLess
a very special boy. Go Celtics
Massachusetts
Joined August 2014
- a wee Moet a wee Moet a wee Moet a wee Moet a wee Moet in the jungle the mighty jungle
- people often ask how I met my fiancé. the answer is that 5 years ago she saw this Bumble profile and was like, “I guess”
- I am doing the The OA dance to ease tensions in Ukraine
- became a wife guy with this
Funny enough but 99% of people on dating sites have senses of humor so rudimentary that anything beyond “pizza & watching The Office is my love language!” is too edgy for them - Need to “just take a quick break” from your family this holiday season? Just sit on the toilet for 7-10 minutes looking at this app and become insane by reading people’s dumb ass thoughts
- BREAKING: Mayor Declares State Of Emergency As Boys Approach Town
- this side-by-side is the most convincing evidence that they're not the same person
