Pinned
Nuance is dead and the internet killed it.
Today’s Tom Sawyer
263K posts
Today’s Tom Sawyer
@TommyFaceOnFire
Washed out street cop. Autistic re(dact). Bot hunter extraordinaire and author of the #TommyRule And, yes, that’s Bert in my PFP.
Your mom’s underwear drawer
Joined December 2022
- Shut the ENTIRE fuck up.
There is no place in our country for this kind of violence. It must end now. Jill and I are praying for Charlie Kirk’s family and loved ones. - Was training a black officer, we’ll call him Vince, who came to us from another department. He was pretty experienced so I really didn’t have to do much aside from get him up to speed on admin stuff. By coincidence I knew his wife, who was an absolute smoke show, from an off-dutyI feel attacked lol
- Facts about PSA rifles: 1: On the right day you can get six or seven of em for the price of one Daniel Defense rifle. On the wrong day that number drops to 4 or 5. 2: The vast majority of people won’t shoot nearly enough to wear one PSA out let alone six or seven. And, if
- Be me. Be a police officer. Get sent to Target at 2330 hours for a suspicious person call reference two men holding a rifle. One dude was selling it to the other. It was a nice gun. “Adam 10, Central, the gentlemen in question were conducting a lawful private transaction. I’mBuying guns out of a pickup truck in the middle of a field in Texas is peak Americana
- A motorcycle traveling that speed can and will cause serious injury or death to the occupants of any vehicle it strikes. I worked a scene where some asshole on a crotch rocket T-boned a Civic while doing 80+. The Honda was literally cut in half and the driver was unrecognizable.Well at least it probably didn't hurt
- Well drinking river water will definitely cure your constipation…Constipated on vacation? Doctor reveals 5 simple secrets to poop like a pro trib.al/BpAAQcW
- Replying to @RichardGlutesHe damn near cut me off laughing.
- We don’t have much else left, Scott.Do not respond with violence.
- Just had a plumber in to snake the shower drain. His rooter came back with dirt.
- Hate commies like donkeys hate coyotes.
