The Ant Hill Mob
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The Ant Hill Mob
@Tomanthillmob
Gig updates and crap jokes here. Midlands based band playing Ska, Mod, New Wave, Northern Soul, and much more 🎉 🍺 🎩 DM for enquiries. FWAW #wwfc
- Replying to @fessholeThey found a load of deepfake of a famous pop star on my old laptop I took for repair. Was it a Dell? No, Taylor Swift
- Replying to @fessholeThe marriage wouldn’t have lasted a Fortnite
- Replying to @fessholeMy wife and her mates ordered a naked butler for her hen do, only to find his left arm was missing! Served them right
- Replying to @fessholeAfter a lot of research, I’ve discovered it’s Aldi’s own brand of stock cube.
- Replying to @fessholeDo you still see her for some fun, no strings attached?
- Replying to @fessholeWhy gillette people talk to you like that?
- Replying to @fessholeThat’s when you start promising the world to a brand new girl she don’t even know ya. Next thing you’re wearing her Rolex
- Replying to @NoContextBritsShe got it in her eyes, it could have been dangerous. Though they do say Heinz sight is a wonderful thing
- Replying to @fessholeStick it over there by the fire place please. And don’t go breaking my hearth
- Replying to @WlvVsMonkeyKong and @fessholeGot sacked for grocery miss conduct
- Replying to @fessholeFesshole is going downhill and this is just papering over the cracks