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Tom Arnold
@TomArnold
Actor, Comic, Single 66 yr old Dad of 13 yr old Jax & 10 yr old Quinn. My Crazy X-Wife Comedy Tour! Tickets on my website!
Los Angeles
Born March 6
Joined April 2009
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    This is Donald Trump Jr. He is holding the tail of a beautiful African elephant he murdered as she got up from a nap. Donald Trump Jr. is the real piece of garbage.
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    Trump is freaking out because he knows the First Family is about to experience Robert Mueller’s family separation policy.
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    My sister, brother & I talked for the first time in 28 years yesterday. We met in Ottumwa, Iowa on the land that held the house where our father raised us. ✡️ Shabbat Shalom
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    The only people who said terrible things about Bob Saget were his best friends. 💔
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    Rob I appreciate you concern for the 300 teens in all of America who transitioned with their parents support. I’m not sure how that affect’s you or your family but with 6000 children dead from gun violence last year no child is safe anywhere in America until something is done.
    I will say this again… It is no longer safe to raise your children in California. Children are not old enough to drive,drink, vote,smoke,get a tattoo, but the Democrats in California think children (who are naive and easily manipulated) are old enough to make decisions that
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    I’m 5 years clean & sober today. 5 years of being present everyday for my kids. I’ve also been my best self dealing with a couple health scares, financial issues & a high conflict divorce. I’m blessed & full of love & gratitude for my friends, fellow alcoholics & the grace of G-d
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    Roseanne Barr should do ep about the lies & cruelty she & Trump represent. Ice Agents pulling pregnant moms from kids, appalling treatment of Transgenders, not just disagree with Hillary she's: Pedophile, Murderer, Obama: Kenyan, Muslim, Parkland Kids: Nazi's. Nazi's: Fine people
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    Hey guys Roseanne Barr blocked me so please tell me what she’s saying about her good buddy @realDonaldTrump ripping little children out of their mothers arms & taking them hostage at the US border. I bet America’s Mom is pissed off!!!! Can’t wait to see this episode @ABCNetwork
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    I’m disappointed with my friend Leeann Tweedon. Her partner at KABC John Phillips is a Roger Stone pal & they coached her for weeks to bring Al Franken down. I’d hoped she’d use her voice to speak out for all women again predators like Roy Moore & Donald Trump but she’s a birther
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    Ton of respect for Bob Iger. Tough decision with financial consequences for his company but right for America....umm..now don't bug Bob but maybe someone else find out if I'm still banned from all of @ABCNetwork for calling Roseanne Barr out first on her racist conspiracy tweets?
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    I got paid $5,000,000 for The Stupids
    "The Stupids" was the movie that made me think Hollywood types gamble with scripts, as in, "if you lose then you have to make this movie." Tom Arnold lost some bet, I'm convinced of that.
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    True Fact: Two old friends run into each other in a parking ramp and catch up on life and sobriety it counts as a 12-Step Meeting ❤️
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    This is an accurate portrait of my life. After we celebrated my birthday for a few minutes I went back to folding my kid’s laundry.
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    A reminder that little Donnie Trump Jr went to court to cheat his own baby sister Tiffany Trump out of her inheritance from her father Donald Trump senior. Don Jr isn't just a big loser he's the biggest loser in the entire Trump family. That's really saying something.
    Wow dude you’re a real bad ass... did you need to use steroids this time too or was that just to cheat others out of wins throughout your career? #dope