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Tobias
@Tobias_MUFC
Husband & Father ♥️ English Teacher 📚 'You are my Solskjær' 🎶 The Green Party 🟢🍉
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    Tobias
    @Tobias_MUFC
    Feb 27, 2021
    In 2017 I tore my ACL and meniscus. I had two operations. I weighed 78kg at the time. Recovery was hard. I now weigh 92kg. I was incredibly active before. I'm going to post my weekly weight on here to motivate myself. Come along for the journey. 5k run this morning.
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Jan 24, 2022
    Streets won't forget post lock down martial/Rashford/greenwood.
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    Fabrizio Romano
    @FabrizioRomano
    Jan 24, 2022
    Anthony Martial from Manchester United to Sevilla, done deal and here we go! Agreement reached tonight between the two clubs. Player has accepted, Sevilla was his priority. ⚪️🔴 #Sevilla Sevilla will cover his salary until June. Martial will fly to Spain in the next hours. #MUFC
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Aug 13, 2022
    The happiest I felt was in Ole's second season. We had Tony, Rashford, Cavani, Bruno all banging goals for fun. We were never out of a game, we went 6 months and lost fucking ONCE. Undefeated away. I really thought we were going places. Memories now.
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Dec 30, 2024
    This fanbase is fucked. You sold your souls to the forest fan. You booed a united player subbed off. You harassed a club legend for smiling. Reap the shit you sow.
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    May 27, 2021
    People laud Klopp and Pep for being 'passionate'. It's a bullshit façade. Neither have actual passion for their clubs they're just bullies who shout the loudest. This humble man IS Manchester United. Do not ever mistake manners for lack of passion. Olein. Always. 💔
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Oct 14, 2021
    Cavani is everything I wanted Falcao to be.
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    Manchester United
    @ManUtd
    Oct 14, 2021
    ⏪ Winding it back to @FALCAO's first #MUFC goal 🇨🇴 #ThrowbackThursday | #GoalOfTheDay
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    Tobias
    @Tobias_MUFC
    Jul 20, 2025
    If you defended Ole in the trenches, if you valued McFred, didn't want McTominay sold, think Bruno is the best creative midfielder of his generation and hate the way Rashford has been treated by this fanbase then I 100% ride with you.
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Apr 24, 2022
    Ole was an elite man manager. He had all these problems for 3 years and got us to believe this was the most likeable squad since Fergie.
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Dec 9, 2023
    I just don't like Dalot. I've tried. I have but I can't. I prefer AWB.
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Feb 23, 2025
    There was nothing to turn around. People act as though he wasn't good for us because they prefer the aesthetics of a Portuguese name and some stepovers. Our last two peices of silverware would not be ours if not for AWB.
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    Dougie Critchley
    @DougieCritchley
    Feb 23, 2025
    Heavily criticised, often unfairly, during his time at Man United, Aaron Wan-Bissaka's attacking game has exploded at West Ham. Only 1 defender (Ait-Nouri) has completed more dribbles in the League this season. He gave Calafiori a horrible time yesterday. Love a turnaround!
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    May 21, 2025
    I was devastated when we lost this final with ole because we'd had a solid season. This is just embarrassing.
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Jul 20, 2025
    If you don't get why some of us are so upset with the Rashford situation you've lost touch with what it means to be a fan of this club & a fan in general. Next year will be the year we don't have a youth team player in a match day squad. But you don't care about that either.
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Apr 30, 2022
    Anyone wanting to get rid of Rashford and Mctominay does not understand the history and values of this club.
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    UtdXclusive
    @UtdXclusive
    Apr 30, 2022
    Frankie De Jong 🟩 Marcus Rashford 🟥 Harry Maguire 🟥 Scott McTominay 🟥 Alex Telles 🟥 Would you accept this deal? #mufc
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    @Tobias_MUFC
    Dec 30, 2024
    Oh shit Amorim has a full week of training. Motherfucker ole went a whole year playing every 2.5 days, hardly lost, went unbeaten away & we scored a fuck ton of goals. Not a dig at Amorim but at the pigeon fondling fans that drove ole out. This is my hill. I will not move on.
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