I really, really want to read a story explaining exactly how the Utah Jazz managed to get their hands on 58 COVID-19 tests in a matter of hours.
Tom Ley
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- We gotta shut down the auto industry until we can figure out what’s going on with these blinding headlights. Driving on a lil state highway with oncoming traffic is like a 0 visibility situation now and we’ve just decided that’s cool
- Saruman seeing that Elrond spent 4 Fellowship roster spots on hobbits
- Sorry but it’s illegal to use the word “looting” while we’re on our way to 30% unemployment.
- I hate it when I asphyxiate someone for 8 minutes and 46 seconds and they coincidentally die of heart disease.
- Nobody is as good as Joel Embiid at making sure the entire world knows exactly how tired he is throughout the course of a playoff game that he is losing.
- Feeling sad for all the 20-year-old dudes in college towns who were looking forward to spending their entire spring in a car with 3-4 male friends, running errands like “Mike wants to buy a hat” and “let’s go to Chipotle again.”
- I think it's 👍 very cool 👍 that all of our discussions about free speech and censorship continue to center themselves around Facebook/Twitter while state GOP legislatures are busy making it literally illegal to attend a protest and giving people license to run protesters over.
- Me in 2016: Bernie Sanders is great but I'd be fine with a Clinton presidency I guess. Me in 2020: The Democratic Party establishment is a malignant growth sucking at the body and soul of this country and it must be excised.
- I like Shogun because all good historical dramas should remind you that people from the past were basically from a different planet. Nobody alive today can understand how it’s possible to become so horny for a lady that you offer to cut her head off for her.
- We failed.
01:00This has been a year of chaos and pain, but this moment also holds the potential of leading toward a new and much better chapter. I’m launching a new podcast, The Deciding Decade, featuring in-depth conversations with people who are helping lead the way. - Luka might be the first NBA superstar who plays with Gamer Rage
