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Tiotal Football
@TiotalFootball
Front office theory & soccer metaphysics at absoluteunit.substack.com. Markets aren’t nature. Post Script Podcast pinned.
Joined April 2016
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    Episode 1: The spiritual birth of soccer analytics blogging
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    TFW you have the 17th highest wage bill and are 17th in the table
    Jesse Marsch has just been sacked by Leeds United. Decision made after the recent negative results, confirmed. 🚨⚪️ #LUFC Leeds board, now working on new head coach appointment.
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    I think maybe two of the best ever soccer paragraphs are these ones by Mr. @johnspacemuller
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    I’m considering this as confirmation that Sadio Mane purposefully kicked the ball as Sissoko’s hand in the 2019 Champions League final: theguardian.com/football/2023/…
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    There are some days where your city is named the national headquarters for soccer BUT ALSO messi stays home instead of travelling to your city to play so that he can eat the worst pizza i've ever seen in a photograph holy god
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    Didn’t realize Matt Turner’s distribution was this good
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    VAR is FFP’s drunk but less cynical cousin
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    Possession Value models be like:
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    Atlanta United trying to find a center back after Michael Parkhurst
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    whenever I like a soccer player it’s
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    Me, on my way to the stadium: I dont want Jeff Larentowicz anywhere near this game Me, as Jeff gets 3 yards of space in the final third: FIRE AT WILL YOU SWEET BASTARD