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If her stomach don't hang then neither can we. 😭😭😭
Fellas y'all care about a pudge?
Mr. Not Cool
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Mr. Not Cool
@TimAintCool
Lie To These Hoes, Baby. Don’t Lie To Me. 🦍
Charlotte, NC
Joined April 2011
- Y’all tried to cancel fam & he started flexing on y’all harder. Lmaooooo
- Women will really try to ‘You can’t out wrestle me/I’m stronger than I look’ into some dick. First of all, it’s finna work.
- Amber was tweeting “If he cared about you, he’d make time 🙃” and my man was getting beat within an inch of his life.
- Shawty really lied about placing the order he requested, after acknowledging how hard he had been working recently, and showed up with some Buffalo Wild Bread.
- Y’all shame ‘Vanilla’ sex all the time on here but it’s amazing when both people enjoy it. It’s not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum. Relax.
- This nigga Gohan showed up in his Pops uniform, gassed up, and in his bag against Super Boo. I just KNEW he was finna wash this nigga.... And Boo beat the entire shit out this man. This was when I stopped being a Gohan fan.
- “If I was Jeezy I would have...” - A nigga that get skipped in the barbershop and don’t say shit.
- “Don’t use my good hair products and conditioner.” -Your girl, wearing your graphic tee, sweats, and slides while eating from off your plate.
- Her: I don’t know why y’all think I’m mean, lol. I just be chilling Also Her:
- What are some of the dumbest decisions made by characters in the MCU?
- Barbershop talk this morning: A guy died and his homeboy been helping out around the house with his recently dead friends wife and son, taking the son lunch and to get haircuts etc etc While he’s in the chair, she text him to come by and to bring condoms. 💀💀
