Tiana Lowe Doescher (@TianaTheFirst) / X

Tiana Lowe Doescher

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Tiana Lowe Doescher

@TianaTheFirst

Columnist @DCExaminer, @TheFirstonTV. Formerly @NRO, @USC_Econ Review. Kafkaesque. Don't say I didn't warn you. ig: @TianaTheFirst

DC via LA+OC

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Born November 10

Joined July 2012

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Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
May 13
One week ago, my routine ob visit turned into a severe preeclampsia diagnosis and a crash, unplanned c-section to bring Anastasija into the world almost a month early (and about an hour after @TimothyDoescher flew home last minute from business in Florida). Our little Annie is a
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Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Nov 16, 2020
Biden, just now: "The only reason people question the vaccine is because of Donald Trump." Harris, last month: "If Donald Trump tells us to take it, I’m not taking it."
Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Oct 21, 2025
Why the f*ck were we giving $1.3k a month to a couple that decided to retire at 50 & 58 years old? We’ll have to bankroll them for another 20-25 years while they contribute literally nothing to the economy, and you’re mad we aren’t giving them more money???
Senator Amy Klobuchar
@SenAmyKlobuchar
Oct 20, 2025
Early retirees like Bill & Shelly will see their health insurance premiums increase nearly 300%—from $442 to $1,700 per month if Congressional Republicans refuse to extend the enhanced tax credits. That's an extra $15K a year families can't afford. cnbc.com/2025/10/17/aca…
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Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Mar 17, 2022
Her entire performance during this interview was embarrassing at the time, but in light of the NYT supposedly verifying the audacity of the Hunter Biden laptop, it's downright contemptible.
Ian Miles Cheong
@ianmiles
Oct 26, 2020
Lesley Stahl laughs at Trump when he says that Biden is in the midst of a scandal. “Hahaha. He’s not. No.”
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Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Dec 11, 2021
230 kids from 0 through 4 have died of COVID in 2 years. More die from the flu in a single year. Having your 3 year old eat outside when it’s been 40 degrees this week is child abuse.
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
Dec 11, 2021
Jenn Psaki defending kids being forced to eat outside in the bitter cold while socially distanced is absolute insanity. There’s no science at all that supports this. It’s pure madness.
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Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Jul 8, 2020
It’s funny how the people who unironically use the term ‘white fragility’ are almost always the most fragile fucking babies on the planet
Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Aug 1, 2021
EXCLUSIVE: Not 24 hours into the indoor mask mandate she imposed on DC, Muriel Bowser officiated an indoor wedding in Adams Morgan and stayed to fete with *hundreds* of fellow maskless guests. washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/dc-may…
Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Jun 28, 2019
Can you clean the shit, heroin needles, and homeless veterans off the streets first?
Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
Jun 28, 2019
CA is now offering 2 years free community college — less hurdles, more opportunity for all. That’s our promise.
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Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Aug 8, 2019
“911, I’d like to report a murder”
Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Oct 18, 2020
Attractive young woman warned not to wear such a short skirt before ‘sexual’ assault.
Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Oct 11, 2018
Still not the dirtiest thing to come out of someone's mouth in the Oval
Jim Acosta
@Acosta
Oct 11, 2018
Kanye just said “motherf***er” in the Oval Office. Per WH pool.
Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Nov 3, 2019
Dana Bash just asked point blank if the Ukraine aid was held up because Trump asked for a Biden investigation, and Kellyanne just said “I don’t know.”
Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Mar 30, 2020
That "My Pillow Guy" repurposed his factories to produce 50,000 vital N95 masks for our healthcare heroes per day by Friday.
Tiana Lowe Doescher
@TianaTheFirst
Aug 28, 2020
If you feel like you're losing your damn mind you're not alone. We made people give birth & die alone, parents quit jobs to facilitate "distance learning," & everyone experience a physical divorce from civil society for a virus that curiously goes dark whenever the mob gets mad.