“As an evangelical abolitionist I’m staying home this November. I don’t like Roe v Wade or communism or open borders or dudes in my daughter’s locker room or $600 groceries, but we gotta teach Trump a lesson.”
Me: I never had a beer UNTIL college.
Catholics: You’ve never had a beer?
Me: I said I didn’t UNTIL college.
Catholics: Bro I can’t believe you’ve never had a beer!