Am I the only one that has a WhatsApp Group for me alone? I use it as my draft for messages I need to send to the Workplace Group. So basically, I draft a text, send it to myself, think about my life, then avoid sharing it.
In Rongai, with 35K, you get a one-acre own compound with KK security response, standby generator, gardener, security officer, house help, and two standby mama fua. Reject Waiyaki Way.
Every day, Wanjiku buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, and discards it. One day, the vendor asks, "Why do you keep doing this?" She replies, "I'm looking for an obituary." He says, "But obituaries aren't on the front page!" She responds, "The one I'm waiting for will be."
WhatsApp is the official communication channel when you're being given urgent assignments, but not when you are asking for leave. Kenya's corporate sector is a fraud.
I promoted my Mama Fua to start cooking for me because she had done an excellent job with cleaning. I thought this could help her earn a bit more. One week into working, she began calling me at 6 PM to check if I had arrived home. Nikajua makosa imefanyika!