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Ette Okon👴🏾

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Ette Okon👴🏾

@ThinktwiceDark1

Believer| Corporate Lawyer (Finance, Capital Market, Gen. Corporate Advisory) | Grace • I’m writing a story worthy of reading •

Avec mon Dieu

Joined July 2016

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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
May 2, 2020
I want to be able to support Nigerian SME’s in four-five years.
Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Apr 15, 2025
Airdrop to me after editing bc these women know how to take proper estetix pix for monthly dumps 🫣
AMARA
@Amy_beke
Apr 15, 2025
You’re out on a date and she starts doing this What’s your next move ?
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Feb 27, 2025
I look forward to the idea of love, but a relationship scares me to my bones. I’m overprotective and paranoid.
Daniel 🇨🇦
@danielholkss
Feb 26, 2025
How damaged are you?
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Jun 18, 2025
How much is frame 2? This woman bought me banana bread yesterday and it’s time to return the gesture.
Deraaaa❣️💜
@purple_dera
Jun 18, 2025
Pick a frame.❤️ Anon is watching.
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
May 5, 2025
Wait today is JUST 5th????
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Oct 16, 2024
Life is better when you’re laughing outside Nigeria bro
ribz
@ribz_rb
Oct 16, 2024
Life is better when you're laughing with your own family
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Nov 17, 2024
Control your children in buses! Because why is one of your descendants entering the bus and coming straight for my legs for me to lap him? As how?
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Oct 10, 2024
Guys that walk Guys that drive. Please, I’m begging you. Stop following women that tell you not to follow them. Stop following women that don’t listen to your catcalls. Stop following women. This is the third time this week that a friend of mine is calling me, terrified.
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Jul 18, 2025
Small sardine here, toothpaste there, chivita here, toilet paper there, you’ve spent 53k. Okay nau
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Aug 10, 2024
One of my biggest fears is falling in love with somebody that isn’t as expressive as I am. When I summon my inner Shakespeare and whine you, I need you to blush uncontrollably and tell me how I turn your world inside out.
Aridunu || Virtual Assistant
@Aridunu_jones
Aug 10, 2024
One of my biggest fear is falling in love with a serial toaster😭😭
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Sep 16, 2025
Lagos man. Imagine coming to work from Ajah TODAY. - Swim in the morning flood and get beaten by rain - Spend 4 hours commuting to work because of traffic - Jump from a high rise building to escape a fire outbreak. What a day it’s been. I really hope everybody is safe.😔
Mubaraksm
@Mubarak_yshau
Sep 16, 2025
Fire outbreak at Lagos island UBA BANK AFRILAND TOWERS😷
00:00
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Jul 3, 2024
Go ball jhoor!!!
Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Jun 15, 2024
Everytime I see a tweet that says “I got the offer” I go and refresh my mail😃😃
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Nov 4, 2025
Hr: so how much is your current salary? Me: 100k Hr: what are your salary expectations? Me: 1.2m
GIF
Felix The GenZ HR is HIRING
@bsong_HR
Nov 4, 2025
I need to teach you people salary negotiation skills cos omo!
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Ette Okon👴🏾
@ThinktwiceDark1
Jun 23, 2025
One day, I’ll be placed to offer quality jobs to 2.2 and 3rd class students who were (for circumstantial reasons) unable to replicate the excellence of their persons in their academics.
Tunde Onakoya
@Tunde_OD
Jun 17, 2025
I have a list of 200 first class graduates from Unilag that we hosted recently. Happy to collaborate with you on this to find placement for every single one of them.
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