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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance
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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance
@TheaLanden
(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food
- Replying to @hangonsloopy93Looks good! Sorry the men in your house won't be able to find it.
- You missed the part where no one gives a fuck about your opinions on women.
- If seeing my scars bothers people on the beach, that says more about them than it does about me.
- Replying to @Virginia_BraschI'm not laughing...but I'm kind of laughing a little. ❤️
- What's your favorite obscure smell? I love a freshly opened can of tennis balls.
- Replying to @ItsMrsRabbitToUIt's a rigged game and we can never win.
- My husband used my clear packing tape and didn't fold over a little corner when he was done to make the edge easier for the next person to find, this is not acceptable.
- Replying to @TheScottCharlesSometimes I just sigh and look around and think "did my grandfather literally fight literal Nazis for THIS?"
- I told my husband no less than thrice not to get red delicious apples because they are not, in fact, delicious, so you all know what he came home with.
- it is my birthday and you will address me by my official title today 😂
