(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food
My husband used my clear packing tape and didn't fold over a little corner when he was done to make the edge easier for the next person to find, this is not acceptable.
I told my husband no less than thrice not to get red delicious apples because they are not, in fact, delicious, so you all know what he came home with.