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The Wizard
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The Wizard
@TheWizard19841
Coors light enjoyer | UT class of ‘88 💍 🍺 | Arch manning enthusiast | The wizard is RB1
Joined November 2024
- Replying to @BustahWagnahHe was extremely excited when I went up to him like yo I hit bombs man
- Yes this is soft shell crab, yes my dad paid for it, and yes I have cured my beer urge
- Ole slam piece hit me up after 2 months asking if I’m going to Dollar Beers tonight. Move the sticks
GIF - Unfortunately this was my Monday, cheers to finals gentleman #LANK
- Birthday in an hour, just grinded out one of my last assignments, whiskey cokes have started to fly
- Up late watching some duck dynasty. After evaluation, John Luke was kind of a retard
- For the first time in 8 months my local suburban gas station is stocked with every zyn flavor while I’m here. Also the first time I’ve been home since Trump won. Coincidence? I think not
- So your telling me as a women your gonna get mad at me for taking a 5 min shit in the only available restroom but you can gossip with 3 other girls in there for 20 minutes ??? Yeah I’m leaving a massive upper decky
- Random number, but make it $20 and you can call me Mr. Clean
- Just some buckets with the boys on a fine Tuesday night. Hoping to bring a nice looking broad home. Shrink the game
- Replying to @notmychorizoGreat post boobie, it appears there might be some cum on ur cheek. - Best wishes Wiz
- Andddddd here we go again. 5 people in local and a lot of buckets to go down. Might own the place by the end of the night
