The Valorant Times
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The Valorant Times
@TheValTimes
Your go-to source for trustworthy and accurate VALORANT news and leaks.
satire
Joined May 2022
- BREAKING: VALORANT to add a new option in their report menu to punish those who "try too hard" in non-competitive queues.
- VALORANT to start punishing instalockers starting next update. If you play the same agent 3 games in a row, you will be locked out of playing that agent for 24 hours.
- VALORANT to add a clone of the iconic CS:GO map "Dust 2" after the release of Pearl next week. David Nottinghan, creative director for Riot Games announces, "Dust 2 has been a fan favorite for decades and we just had to recreate it for VALORANT so our players can also enjoy it".
- JUST IN: Riot Games is starting to block in-game purchases in VALORANT if you have spent over $10,000 to promote healthy financial decisions.
- Sources: Starting on July 1st, Riot will be banning VALORANT players for tbagging their opponents in unrated, competitive, spike rush, and deathmatch. The bans can range from 1 week to 1 year depending on how many crouches were performed.
- Jenna Ortega from “Wednesday” revealed to Vogue that her favorite game of all time is VALORANT. "I've been obsessed with this game at the moment. I love queuing with my Jett eboy duo and meowing for him in game.”
- LEAKED: Riot is testing a new limited-time mode for VALORANT called “Reversed” where every map is mirrored.
00:00 - BREAKING NEWS: Kamala Harris has announced that, If elected, she will bring back two nades for Raze in VALORANT "We need to let the American people have more utility"
- REPORT: Shroud to step down from the Sentinels VALORANT roster due to concerning actions from teammates such as ShahZaM screaming, TenZ streaming scrims, and Zellsis playing shirtless.
- BREAKING: VALORANT to add an Honor System to commend your teammates after a match ends. Those who are poorly rated will be matched against other poorly rated players and vice versa
- VALORANT to start banning the use of words such as "m*mmy", "d*ddy" and "k*tten". Nu, technical lead at Riot, announces "We, as a community, need to do better to respect others in game."
- VALORANT is currently testing buffs for Chamber. Changes include: - 8 bullets in Tour De Force (Ultimate) with slows lasting 15s (up from 9.5s). - Trademark up from 1 to 3 with same slowing time. - Rendezvous time decreased from 1.3s >>> 0.3s. - Headhunter will remain the same.
- BREAKING: Soulja Boy to collab with Riot Games to design his own VALORANT skin line. Similar to the Zedd Spectrum Collection, Soulja Boy is looking to add his genius creativity to make the "hardest skin collection in history."
