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High Storytime
@TheTimeIGotHigh
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Joined May 2014
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    "I got so high once that I thought I forgot how to breath and started texting people goodbye messages cause I thought I was gonna die"
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    Stoners are literally the most chill people on earth x.com/aridelacruzx/s…
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    "One time I got so high I opened my door to my room and it squeaked and I thought my door was crying so I gave it a kiss and said sorry."
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    "Dropped acid and thought I was a glass of orange juice, my friends pushed me over and I cried for 2 hours saying I was spilling" - PHS
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    "One time I got so high I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my Grilled Cheese" - University of Missouri Kansas City
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    "Do i smell like weed?" "nah, do i?" "Nah you good" - 2 niggas who smell like weed.
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    "Got so high I had to put sunglasses on inside my house because my phone was too bright"
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    "One time I heard a high black guy call a squirrel a squigga." - Western Michigan University
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    Niggas Be Like 🚗_____________🚓 Fuck! Here come the 5'o __🚗______🚓__ Be cool son ___🚗🚓_____ Man fuck ___🚓___🚗____ bitch ass niggas lol
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    "I was so high once that I cried because I suddenly realized that snakes are just tails with faces"
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    "One time I got so high I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my Grilled Cheese" - University of Missouri Kansas City