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The Shovel
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    The Shovel
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    Oct 15, 2025
    The 2025 Shovel Annual has hit the printers and is ready to pre-order! Trump will be delighted to know he’s made it onto the front cover of another world-renowned magazine. If he could read, he’d love what’s inside too. Find out how to get your copy here: theshovel.bigcartel.com/product/the-sh…
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    May 28, 2020
    Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 36 – Says Social Media Sites Should Not Fact Check Posts theshovel.com.au/2020/05/28/mar…
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    Jun 1, 2021
    Image being the chief law officer and fucking up your own defamation case. It’d be a bit like being the health minister and fucking up a major vaccine roll … oh wait
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    Jan 2, 2022
    As tough as the extended lockdowns of 2020 and 2021 were, remember that in staying at home we were able to buy the government enough time to be massively fucking underprepared again
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    Jul 26, 2021
    Spare a thought for the Japanese official in the background who’s read a 400-page Covid compliance manual that contained precisely no detail of how to deal with this x.com/DRripSTUD/stat…
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    The Shovel
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    Feb 10, 2022
    We should stop discriminating against religious groups and let them pay the same amount of tax as everyone else
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    Aug 16, 2022
    We thought this might help keep track of everything
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    The Shovel
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    Jul 18, 2021
    Katie Hopkins being dumped from a reality tv show for breaking COVID restrictions and not for being a massive fucking racist is literally the most Australian thing imaginable
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    The Shovel
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    Dec 22, 2021
    Went to the beach today and this dickhead sitting nearby wasn’t wearing sunscreen and so everyone around him got burnt. So disrespectful. #personalresponsibility
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    Jun 7, 2021
    Now that we know the government spends its time trawling through The Shovel’s tweets, we’re going to start posting some data that it might find useful ...
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    The Shovel
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    Jan 5, 2022
    The Manus Island Open is thrilled to announce wild card entrant Novak Djokovic
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    The Shovel
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    Sep 27, 2022
    The hackers have given up on trying to get a ransom out of Optus after waiting on hold for the past 3 hours
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    The Shovel
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    Dec 17, 2020
    ‘QAnon Anonymous’: a support group for people addicted to insane conspiracy theories, including … wait for it … #WarOn2020
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    The Shovel
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    May 31, 2021
    We want to be careful not to reveal this person’s identity, but a senior government minister has massively fucked up his own defamation case