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- Congrats, you're now a blockrain company.My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door. No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.
- 2020 should not have been pushed to prod.
- Looks like Britain's embracing a Zero Truss architecture
- When Intel says "this isn't a bug" what it really means is "please don't make us recall millions of faulty processors"
- The Windows XP activation algorithm has been cracked reg.cx/48DA?utm_sourc…
- OK sure, WikiLeaks Stasi Force, we’ll go first. Here’s our address: 123 Go Fuck Yourself Street San Francisco, CA 🇺🇸
- RIP: Kathleen Booth, the inventor of assembly language reg.cx/46ds?utm_sourc…
- Fun fact: Intel has ignored every request for comment and clarification we made this week. AMD + Arm responded with info. Arm doubly so.
- It's been said before, and we'll say it again. If SpaceX can put its Falcon and Falcon Heavy prices on its website, you can damn well put the prices on your god damn enterprise support webpages.
- Intel CPUs have a security bug that's forced Linux, Windows kernel redesigns. The fix was almost named FUCKWIT theregister.co.uk/2018/01/02/int…
- Yesterday, in a tweet, we poked fun at the #PHP programming language. We apologize, and completely understand why so many were upset by the remark. After all, if we had to write PHP code all day, we'd be cranky, too.
- COME BACK SPARC, MIPS – ALL IS FORGIVEN.
