Every time someone says the president is a child or a toddler all I can think of is I've never met a child who's this much of a dick.
Rachel Dratch
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Rachel Dratch
@TheRealDratch
Actor/Author/Amateur Therapist
NY, NY
Joined March 2009
- Somehow went from “Suck it up, Snowflake, you lost!” to “Oh we lost? Let’s shred the Constitution.”
- Anyone else feel like their entire being and every cell within cannot take another second of this guy?
- I love how people are saying these kids are actors. Have you *seen* a high school play?
- Puerto Rico has no power and a dam is about to collapse. Meanwhile you are a 6th grade mean girl having a slumber party.Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!
- Amy Poehler was named one of the 40 most powerful people in comedy and her answers to these questions are genius: (Also before you bust me out- I realize my battery is on 4%)
- Remember a couple days ago when it was confirmed the election was hacked in 21 states? A fraction of the coverage of NFL. Well done, donnie!
- Thanks @amyklobuchar for being such a good sport throughout the SNL campaign season. I admire the heck out of you, and I think you would have made a great president.
- It's 5:50 am & his tweet is gone. The sun rises &we all walk home in our party clothes.Was it all just a dream? The wind whispered...covfefe
- This opening sentence is written in total Debbie Downer-speak. 😂
- 2/22/22 is probably the coolest birthday I will have and i feel like I should be doing some pagan dance in the woods to honor the auspicious date but instead I’m just tweeting.
- These f'ing Hollywood elites! Stick to acting!Sandra Bullock donates a whopping $1 million dollars to #HurricaneHarvey relief efforts bit.ly/2wmGRhm
- OK @TheRealDratch you played a good me on @nbcsnl tonight. You were so good that you even got my daughter to text me on a Saturday night (a first).
