Andrew Dice Clay
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THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT KING OF COMEDY.....
- Today I got The very Sad News That Comedian BRODY STEVENS Took His Own life . He was a Great Comedian who was embraced by any Comedian that Knew Him . I myself spent many… instagram.com/andrewdiceclay…
- Love this girl so much! She's a natural on the big screen, can't wait for all a yous to see! @ladygaga #AndrewDiceClay #AStarIsBorn
- Rememba when the country turned against me for tellin dirty jokes??? I do! & I still sold out every Arena in the very same country frm 89-95
- Fuck ❤ Attack !!! Fuck The Aliens!!! DICE ... Back in Black !!! Back in The Gym /Cage. Just FuckEn BACK!!! Merry Christmas To All My Family , Friends and Fans! God Bless You Xo
- I woke up to hear of Jerry Lewis passing. I'm Still Crying from the News. RIP Genius. Love You. ALWAYS Did.
- Just updated my website with LIVE SHOW DATES from now until September!! Click for tour dates➡ AndrewDiceClay.com WHO'S COMIN & WHEN???
- To everyone affected, The world is getting hit hard right now, but we gotta stay strong. The only thing we can do now is stick together.
- Here's my stage fukin selfie! Thanks for comin out this weekend & sellin out my shows! NEXT UP: LAS VEGAS 9/3-9/12
- My chick says I should post a selfie..What da fuk is happening ova hea wit me now!!
- Last thing I watched last nite was Billions then on my flight sat next 2 PaulGiamatti GREAT GUY &what a fukin talent
- 25 years stuff I said got me banned from things, now a days ya elected as President, I coulda been the one...
- What’d everyone do with that extra hour??? I stayed in bed and had this chick play with my balls while she was doing a handstand ova me













