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Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡
@TheOTAPShow
Real stories from real people. Listen on otapshow.com and anywhere else you find podcasts! Hear a preview! otapshow.com/preview
Atlanta, Georgia
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    Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡
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    Jul 4, 2022
    Yall are way too comfortable using Erectile Dysfunction as a punchline. Yall do not show the same level of care you want others to show you when you find your body needs help to perform certain functions or when its compensating for an illness or lose an ability altogether.
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    Aug 20, 2018
    Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol “Hey! Thats a really nice dress!” Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃 And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol
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    May 2, 2017
    Card declined on Ramen noodles. I was buying one bag. Cashier said "man just take it"
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    Oct 27, 2018
    Yeah. The “L” is just silent.
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    @KhocolateKhaos
    Oct 26, 2018
    Are y’all stomachs flat?
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    Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡
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    Apr 29, 2020
    I now understand why its so important for Young Metro to be able to trust you.
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    Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡
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    Apr 16, 2022
    Once saw Tom Hanks play a role so well that he damn near got a volleyball best supporting actor.
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    Alex Behunin
    @AlexBehunin
    Apr 14, 2022
    Who is the best actor in the picture?
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    Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡
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    Feb 2, 2022
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    Sep 19, 2017
    Whats the cheat code?
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    Blavity
    @Blavity
    Sep 19, 2017
    Comedian @KevinHart4real made a mobile game the whole family can play bit.ly/2ymbBQt
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    @TheOTAPShow
    Dec 31, 2019
    Math stay whoopin yall ass. Good grief.
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    Its Spelled Tdmoney
    @Tdmoney26
    Dec 31, 2019
    Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they’re 80. That’s wild.
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    Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡
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    Jan 12, 2019
    Fuck imma do? Get up?
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    Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡
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    Feb 20, 2023
    What men do
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    Feb 26, 2021
    I have a friend who started powerlifting and strength training strictly because she’s fed up with her baby father’s shit and wants to beat his ass.
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    Mar 3, 2019
    Take your time pastor.
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    Oct 30, 2018
    'Avengers 4' is going to have an unbelievably lengthy runtime. ladbible.com/entertainment/…
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    Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡
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    Jul 17, 2018
    When you choose “Debit” your bank pays for the transaction. When you choose “Credit”’the merchant does. This is why your bank incentivizes you to use credit and the merchant always asks “debit?” Instead of “debit or credit” Because most folks just say yeah w/o thinking