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The Needling
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Seattle's Only Real Fake News (Satire/Parody) Have a hot headline tip? Send it to [email protected]
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    The Needling
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    Feb 4, 2023
    Space Needle Waiting Whole Life for This Moment: bit.ly/3wVNGqt
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    Sep 28, 2023
    Green Jacket Lady from Fox News Interview Already Leading in Polls for Seattle’s Next Mayoral Election: bit.ly/459VFPr
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    The Needling
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    Feb 16, 2022
    Portland Startup to Mine Artisanal Bitcoin Using Only Slide Rules and Graph Paper: bit.ly/3LzYSiH
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    The Needling
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    Aug 6, 2022
    Blue Angels Circle Seattle 12 Times in Attempt to Find Parking: bit.ly/3bxX3FR
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    The Needling
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    Jun 5, 2020
    Mayor Durkan Kicks Off Pride Month Festivities with Rainbow-Colored Tear Gas: bit.ly/2Y3msw9
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    The Needling
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    Nov 30, 2021
    Homeless Encampment Swept Ahead of North Seattle Walk to End Homelessness 5K: bit.ly/3d1hQi3
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    The Needling
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    Jul 31, 2021
    Landlord Awaiting End to Eviction Moratorium Excited to Complain About Unrelated Surge in Homeless Population: bit.ly/3ia2bAl
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    The Needling
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    Nov 25, 2021
    Dog Scientists Recommend Leaving Thanksgiving Turkey Unattended for 5 Minutes: bit.ly/3r5Rqns
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    The Needling
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    Oct 19, 2022
    Experts Find Smoking Filtered Cigarettes Reduces Risk of Breathing Seattle’s Air: bit.ly/3D8Tjp4
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    The Needling
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    Sep 27, 2023
    Cramped, Overpriced Corporate Store with No Parking or Anything On Your Shopping List Shutting Down Due to Safety Concerns: bit.ly/3tb5CPr
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    The Needling
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    Sep 11, 2020
    Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: bit.ly/2ZpcI0K
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    The Needling
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    Dec 24, 2022
    ‘Don’t Worry, I Used to Fly in the Midwest,’ Announces Pilot Moments Before Slowly Sliding Into Parked Planes: bit.ly/3veNnpO
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    The Needling
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    Nov 6, 2024
    San Andreas Earthquake Welcome to Launch West Coast Off to Sea Anytime Now: bit.ly/4fwhVsg
    Map of Washington state, Oregon and California breaking off the continent and floating off into the Pacific
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    The Needling
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    Jun 13, 2023
    ‘I Would Never Live in That Hellhole City,’ Says Man Already Living in Moses Lake: bit.ly/3P95ecR
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