The Muppets
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The Muppets
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Joined October 2009
Wishing all you number lovers a deliciously delightful #PiDay! In celebration, Beaker is reciting every digit for 24 hours straight! –Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
- Good luck to the nominees at the #Oscars tonight! Remember, you're all winners in our eyes! (But @MissPiggy is also an Oscar-winner in our eyes due to contractual requirements.)
- You call for a ride and this is what shows up. What do you do?!
- Replying to @TheMuppetsThe lab is where I'm the most relaxed. After all, science never sleeps! Beaker on the other hand does yoga, meditation, and listens to ocean sounds. –Dr. Bunsen HoneydewReplying to @TheMuppetsHow do you guys relax after a long day in the lab?
- Replying to @TheMuppetsIt's a tie between the "unsend email" button and the croissant donut. What we wouldn't have given to have invented either one of them! –Dr. Bunsen Honeydew x.com/DracoWolf92/st…
- Replying to @TheMuppetsThe effects were sadly temporary, so we simply ate it with our normal-sized breakfast the next morning. –Dr. Bunsen HoneydewReplying to @TheMuppetsWhat Did You Wind Up Doing With That Four Foot Prune?
- Replying to @TheMuppetsYes, you've cracked it! Beaker, ring up the Nobel committee! –Dr. Bunsen HoneydewReplying to @TheMuppetsCan you explain string theory? I mean, is it for cats?
- Replying to @TheMuppetsYes! In fact, I experimented with contact lenses for a week but found I was mistaken for a honeydew melon far too often. –Dr. Bunsen HoneydewReplying to @TheMuppetsHas the good Doctor ever considered contacts?
- Replying to @TheMuppetsSorry, but, you can't understand what Beaker is saying? Perhaps his thick accent is throwing you for a proverbial loop. –Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
- Replying to @TheMuppetsMy scientific idol has long been Dr. G.L. Grossmark. He's not well known, but his achievements in the field of hair growth serum are incredible. Unfortunately, he never tested on me. –Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
