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Shane 🦧
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Shane 🦧
@TheMonkeyJungle
Welcome to the enchanted monkey jungle… Tiki drink posts archive at @HANDS0MEGENIUS
- Showing up 2 hours late to work with tiger face paint from the zoo
- Playing Nintendo DS under the covers and quickly closing it when my landlord comes in to make sure I’m asleep
- It felt like they made a bigger deal about the 2008 Beijing Olympics than any other Olympics in my lifetime
- That’s hilarious manTook an edible last night and found these in my Camera Roll
- There was a conscious shift away from teaching children the importance of endangered species and conservation as “they” realized this leads to anti-corporate “anti-growth” thought. Animals rainforests and stuff were big in the 90s (animal planet, zoobooks, etc) then disappeared
- If your fridge doesn’t look like this, basically you’re fucking stupid
- They’re going to be 110+ degrees every day 6 months of the yeari’m predicting that a lot of major southern cities are going to be the new nyc, la, and sf sometime within the next 10-15 years
- My daughter and I are walking across a glass bridge. This lady behind us is smiling and carrying a giant boulder over her head. We’re halfway across so far so good.
- The redditor method of getting into a hobby where you just buy the highest-rated/recommended, most expensive equipment available and then post something like "Just getting into guitar, what is some music that I should like" is so awesome
