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*10 minutes later*
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TheMMAlien👊🏼👽👊🏼
@TheMMAlien
Lifelong Fan of Martial Arts & Comedy • Creator of Content • Funny Sometimes • I Make Beats Like Twice a Year • Food
Orbiting Fight Circus
Joined July 2023
- Been trying to think of who Marcus McGhee reminds me of and I finally figured it out.
- Jon just typed this into Twitter and posted it thinking it was ChatGPT 😭 “Fix the grammar” 💀
- Replying to @DailyLoudImagine attempting suicide, failing, then having the footage of it posted all over the internet. People are lame af.
- “Where da fook are ye lads? They’re snoipin’ da loife outta me at Retail Row”
- Nah fam she just went 5 rounds with Zhang WeiliA young woman's head after an allergic reaction to a home hair dye kit 👀
- When dentists say Suga is bad for your teeth, this is what they mean.
- Every time I see this clip I’m like “Have the filmmakers ever seen an MMA fight before?” 💀 x.com/CapybaraAnalys…
- Is Charles Oliveira even taking the Topuria fight seriously?Is this appropriate to do in public?
00:00 - Patchy Mix in his UFC debutWhat's he training for?
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