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Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
@TheLewisBlack
I'm only here because Kathleen Madigan shamed me into it.
Joined July 2011
- The amazing Jeannette Black has broken the sound barrier. She is 104 today. Happy Birthday Mom.
- It has taken me a long time to get the news out because it makes it so final. We lost Jeannette, my mom, on Monday October 10th at 9:15 am. She passed peacefully in her sleep in her own bed in Owings Mills Md.
- Until this pandemic I didn't realize just how fine the line is between freedom and stupidity.
- My amazing and wonderful mother Jeannette continues to defy the space time continuum. Today she celebrates her 102nd birthday.Sadly I can't be with her because where she lives is on lockdown. And thanks to her splendid Caregivers for throwing a great bash. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
- My Mom, Jeannette, just wanted to drop in and say hi and to tell you to have a wonderful day.
- My mom, Jeannette is 101 and seems to be getting younger or moving backwards in time. And this is as happy as I've ever seen her. Anyway she wanted to wish all of you nothing but the best.
- (1/3) It is with infinite sadness that I tell you that my father Sam Black took his leave from us on May 10th painlessly and peacefully in his sleep. He was 101.
- I saw my mom, Jeannette, last week and she wanted to wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR. If thats possible.
- In case you have questions on who to root for this World Series
00:00 - Mom celebrates her 103rd birthday. She likes to drink the blood of a young person. Its why she says she has no wrinkles.
- I can't put it more simply than this. The John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act would root out voting barriers meant to discriminate against voters of color. Honor John Lewis’ legacy — pass the VRAA: action.aclu.org/send-message/s…
- Went in to celebrate a premature birthday with my Dad. He turns 101 on Feb 13 and i wont be there. Asked him the difference between 100 and 101 and he said I don't know Im not there yet.
