Had a client paying U.S. tax on $800K/year through a C-Corp.
Moved him to a U.S. LLC owned by a Panama entity.
Added a Paraguay residency.
His new tax bill: zero.
His reaction: “Is this legal?”
Yes. That’s why I exist.
Vegas feels like a simulation glitch. 💀
No packed tables, no high rollers, just $27 cocktails and empty slot machines. Even the scammers look bored.
The economy is worse than they’re admitting.
Had a client in France making $1M/year with zero offshore setup.
His accountant told him: “This is normal.”
We restructured him in 6 weeks.
🇵🇾 Paraguay residency.
🇵🇦 Panama Foundation.
🇺🇸 U.S. LLC.
🇨🇭 Swiss banking
Now he's abnormal and LEGALLY tax-free.
You think Medellín gentrified fast?
Wait until Venezuela flips.
Dollarized economy, beachfront for scraps, and an expat invasion that will make Mexico look calm.
Regime change in Venezuela is the single biggest arbitrage play no one is talking about.
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In Argentina Milei the new president has passed legislation prohibiting the use of “inclusive language” in the public sector.
This guy just keeps winning… I really hope he succeeds.
🇦🇷 Milei prohibirá el uso del lenguaje inclusivo en todos los organismos públicos.
Estás de acuerdo?
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La medida fue anunciada por el ministro de Defensa, Luis Petri, para aplicarse en las fuerzas armadas solamente, indicando que “hay un vocabulario militar a cumplir”.
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Venezuela is about to run the playbook...
Collapse → Regime change → IMF bailout → Yoga studios.
Here’s why Caracas could become the next expat hotspot faster than anyone thinks: 🧵
🔥 BREAKING: I just found the easiest way to lose friends…
Tell them renting is smarter than buying a house. 💀
Homeowners will come at you like you just insulted their entire bloodline.
Meanwhile, their mortgage is 3x the rent, they’re paying property taxes, maintenance, and
This was from my recent “Luxury” Airbnb…
The company actually did allow me to change to a different rental. But I still ended up with a 1 star review from the owner who stated that I was an “unreasonable and demanding guest.”
The company is broken.
I lost my AirPods yesterday…
And unfortunately I am in 🇦🇷 Argentina so the cost is $600 USD to replace them.
I could literally fly to 🇵🇾 Paraguay to buy them and I would still save $200.
This is a perfect example why Argentina is a long way from becoming a serious country.
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Barcelona used to be one of my favorite cities. Back after 7 years and… what happened?
The Ramblas feels like North Africa. Halal shops, prayer calls, African street vendors everywhere.
Barely hear Spanish. It’s wild. Barcelona’s vibe has completely changed.
Europe is
Only in Brazil...
I hired a handyman, he got caught stealing from me.
Now I’m the one being sued for “intimidation.”
My lawyer literally has to argue that truth > accusation.