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Jeff Putnam |✍
@TheJeffPutnam
Author of The Cole Harper Adventure Series | OUT NOW: bit.ly/4tR39o9 | Catholic | Dad of 9
Using Literary Violence
Joined January 2019
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    Guns, planes, beautiful women, and ancient legends. Get the Cole Harper Series. Link below
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    It’s been a rough morning. Woke up this morning and walked out to my truck to find my goodest boy laying in his favorite spot, but he was gone. Diesel has kept me and my family safe from every garbage truck, UPS, FedEx, and pizza delivery driver for the last 12 years. Hardest
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    I was 18 when I met this hourglass shaped 24 year old Latina. She had one of those old Nextel chirp/walkie talkie phones that stopped working. She was new in town and had no idea where anything was so I offered to show her where the Nextel store was. She agreed and I drove her
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    These new 1 dollar bills are pretty awesome.
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    Remember when Americans threw British things we didn't like into the sea?
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    Sometime in early 2020 when my kids were still attending public school, I got a call from the school nurse about my son (who is 15 now) saying she and his teacher think he needs glasses. Ok, cool. We go to the eye doctor that week for an exam, vision is 20/20, send him back to
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    I was homeless for 2 years. Lived in a seedy motel room with my wife and kids. I swung a sledgehammer for those 2 years earning $56 a day. I never stopped. Today I own 3 businesses. I make money everyday. All you gotta do is not quit.
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    Just found out that an ostrich chick costs $525 at 30-60 days old. Adults lay 2 eggs per week (equivalent to 50 chicken eggs) but an adult ostrich is worth $7500-$10k+ Y’all… I’m about to start flipping ostriches.
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    Christ had 12 disciples. 1 betrayed him. 1 died of old age. The other 10 were all tortured and martyrd for their faith. I'm talking about being boiled alive, skinned alive, crucified upside down and lit on fire, tortured. That being the case, why is it that you, as a
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    If you let your kids get fat, you are abusing them. Unless there is an ACTUAL medical reason, your kids should not be obese. Stop feeding them shit from a box. Buy the food. COOK the food. Dont buy junk. They can't eat it if it isnt in the house. Be a parent.
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    Replying to @thomasforth
    Damn. You don't have a dryer either? I thought the madness stopped at air conditioning...
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    Replying to @AshAndFlint
    😂 To this day they’ve never reopened. It’s the weirdest thing.
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    Two years ago my son moved to buffalo on his 18 birthday with his gf because he felt the need to be independent. Over the next two years, when he needed money, I sent it. When he needed extra groceries m, My wife would order them online. This year they split, 👇