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Me as a teenager: “I’m going to have a big house with a pool and giant walk in closet and I’m going to host big parties every weekend”
Me as an adult: “I can live in a shipping container in the woods? That’s awesome!”
Hanging with the raisin girls
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Hanging with the raisin girls
@TheHappySlut1
it leads you here despite your destination
Joined November 2019
- In case you were wondering how my love life is going, here’s the transcript of my most recent experience getting ghosted.
- Getting ready to go see some live music thinking about how my ex liked to tell me I’m “past my prime” What bullshit! Looks wise, yeah probably but who cares? The “prime of my life” is still very much happening. There lots ahead watching my kids grow, travel, learning, love….
- Replying to @TNSouthernlibYes I learned this. Sometimes y does act as a vowel. Did it get kicked out like Pluto?
- Replying to @Chesschick01I’ve met the guy once Natalie. This is hardly deeply personal stuff I’m posting. Nor did I share any information of his personal identity.
- Replying to @MyCatFooedYou are reading the messages wrong. Mine are in blue
- I got ninety-nine problems but turning forty-six ain’t one. Life has been a bit challenging lately but every birthday is a gift.
- My 13 year old told me yesterday “mom I had a rough day at school and I really need some chicken nuggets” You better believe I got that boy some McDonald’s chicken nuggets and we sat in the car as he ate them and we talked about his day.
- I’m thicker this pool season but it’s muscle and I feel proud of my winters work. 💪🏼 ☀️ Happy days are here again.
- Today is my 45th birthday and I feel I’ve earned a brownie for breakfast. From cradle to cougar it’s been a wild ride and I’m happy to be here.
- I did a little spring shopping today and decided I am going to embrace the crop top trend at age 42 because fashion has no age.
- Dating in your 20s is late night drunken escapades. Dating in your 40s is Saturday morning coffee meet ups timed so you can pick up your grocery order afterwards. It feels a bit strange. I think I’ve nailed the Saturday morning date outfit though.
- And just like that I’m 47. Aging is a gift.
- The leggings I ordered arrived today and they are borderline obscene. I may wear them to the No Kings protest Saturday so I give off multiple signs to MAGA that I’m not “wife material”
