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Caoimhín 🤓
@TheGrandVezir
Geek. Cordwainery. β-Tester. Wes Anderson Stan. AFOL. Sony. PlayStation. Birkenstocks. Pixel. PotterHead. LC500. iPad Pro. Dipping Sauce Alchemist. Sisu. 宁静致远
Joined November 2009
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    What are they cooking in the North? This silence
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    And that is destiny fulfilled. - Thanos, 2019
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    More reasons to do Oral, B.
    Sperm contains zinc and calcium which help fight tooth decay.
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    'you come to me on this day, the day of my christening... '
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    Lagos go soon turn one big Renaissance festival lmao [Clip-clop clip-clop] Sire, perchance you rideth yonder e-center? Aye, I doth ride in that general direction
    God!! I saw horses just now in Yaba going to Sabo, is this the new means of transportation ?
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    Sending me pictures no one else has/will ever see. They don't have to be racy, but that is always welcome. the exclusivity > It's like owning limited edition collectible 🥺
    What’s your favorite non-sexual act of intimacy?
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    Group of friends who were just maximum 15 minute car ride away, now separated across 3 time zones. I still don't understand how you people have it in your heart to 'forgive' Nigeria.
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    How person go siddon dey fantasize about poverty man gtefoh lmao
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    Forget babe, you, weyrey, you no want good life?
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    (Sorry to do this on your tweet) Look at the low quality problems Nigeria makes us tackle. Other place in the world, these devices are used to provide power when you're in the wilderness camping. Or during catastrophic power outage. Nigeria is a wilderness, and a catastrophe.
    If you’re a remote worker like me, you definitely need constant power supply. I recommend this for those who cannot install a solar panel. This is an amazing external power backup. It can power laptops, phones, routers etc. It’s just 150k.
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    More importantly, we now have conclusive proof that the drive to eat out of a man's plate is linked to the presence of a second X chromosome.
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    The year is 2027 Ikeja is now known as Xi Ping province. I park my xianqi car in front of the duck restaurant. Ni hao ma, I say to the valet
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    Tyga's mom: Michael have you taken out the trash Tyga: Yes mom Mom: So what's your album doing here on the table?
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    Immigrant no go ever forget 2025