Told my wife I'll give up football next weekend in order to watch the two games today.
Jeff
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Jeff
@TheFantasyEng
I really like watching football
New England
Joined August 2014
- Repeat after me: "Hey babe, I decided I'm gonna skip Tuesday night football tonight so we can watch our show together."
- My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.
- Millions of Americans woke up in a cold sweat Tuesday night at 3am and immediately rushed to their phone to check results. Well, now you know how it feels to play fantasy football. Not so easy, is it?
- Dropping Breece Hall in fantasy feels like putting down a pet.
- Fun fact: Tom Brady is older than every rookie that was drafted in 2022. Combined.
- The two worst teams in the NFL should play the Thursday night before wild card weekend and winner gets the 1st overall pick in the draft, the perfect ending to TNF
- “The next game will consist of finding a usable RB on the waiver wire”
- Unpopular opinion: New Year's Eve is the worst night of the year to go out.
- Fantasy football is mostly luckWhat fantasy football take will have you like this?
- Interviewer: "so tell me about your experience" Me: "I manage a team of 9 at Yahoo, and we've improved KPI's across the board by an average of 11% over the course of 5 years." Int: "What would you say is your biggest weakness?" Me: "I keep drafting Kyle Pitts" Int: "What?"
- Your crazy uncle getting ready to write the most outlandish facebook post of his entire life after seeing the news
- No offense, but if you don't spend all your free time watching football on your couch and tinkering on your phone with your fantasy team for the next four months, you're kinda a huge loser.
