Iβll tell ya what, Iβm not sure who that number 52 is for Chicago, but that guy can play. Thatβs the type of player you want on your team, man. Iβm going to have to do some research on this guy
Wow. The Browns finally winning a football game is like the ice cream machine working at McDonaldβs. It doesnβt happen very often, but when it does itβs a special treat, man. Get me a McFlurry
The reports are true, man. Khalil Mack has been traded to the Bears in exchange for an actual bear. He will play defensive end for us and will go by the name βRupert.β Raider Nation, please give Rupert a warm welcome
Iβll tell ya what, if you run Spider 2 Y Banana on the goal line tonight at 11:59:54, youβll be in the end zone right as the clock strikes midnight. Wow. Start your new year off right, man
Iβll tell ya what, watching Patrick Mahomes throw the football is like music to my ears, man. He reminds me of that one West Virginia song. Take Mahomes country road. Wow
Wow. Tom Brady to Tampa Bay. Seeing him in a Bucs jersey will be like seeing Jordan on the Wizards, Montana on the Chiefs, and that Verizon guy when he switched to Sprint. Can you hear me now, man? What a time to be alive
Accidentally walked in the ESPN booth before the game, man. For a second I forgot I coach now. It was like accidentally driving to your exβs house with your girlfriend in the car. Wild